Pauline the Plover print

Star sign: Aries

Keep your eyes peeled for Pauline.

Pauline is a plover who’s coming to swoop yo man.

You’ve got to watch your back around her - one moment she’s 50 metres away, staring you down. The next she’s airborne and coming in hot.

Pauline wears her zebra print high heels to maximise her long, slim pins.

Her heels are probably not the most appropriate choice for footwear, given she spends a lot of her time sunning herself out on the lawn… planning her next big swoop - but at least she looks good doing it.

Printed in Darwin on Ilford cotton rag. Character descriptions included.